Lmfao.

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:46:43 GMT

Penis!

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:36:14 GMT

ATTN: Anyone who still uses LJ.

No one uses LJ.

Love,
The people who don't use LJ.

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:05:32 GMT

I'm tired of LJ. I hardly check it anymore. Everyone's on Facebook.

I'm deleting this thing tomorrow.

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:07:38 GMT

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1099212/ratings

Check out the demographics.

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:07:51 GMT

I've beaten Final Fantasies 7, 9, and X. I'd like to beat 8 and 6 some day...but I'll only play 6 if I can get the actual game for SNES (It's friggin' expensive like all the other SNES games worth playing).

Maybe I'll work on 8 over Christmas break.

Read this, seriously. It's weird how some of these fit.

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:35:26 GMT

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

1. Opening Credits:
Makes No Difference -- Sum 41

2. Waking Up:
Love Train -- The O'Jays

3. First Day At School:
Moonsorrow

4. Falling In Love:
Splish Splash -- Bobby Darin

5. Peaceful and/or Fight Song:
The Best Day Ever -- Spongebob (rofl)

6. Breaking Up:
Apollo 13 Theme -- James Horner (kind of makes sense)

7. Prom:
Island in the Sun -- Weezer

8. Life:
Break My Stride -- Matthew Wilder (quite fitting)

9. Mental Breakdown:
Closer -- Ne-yo

10. Driving:
Hit the Road Jack -- Ray Charles (I'm totally serious. hahaha)

11. Flashback:
U Don't Have To Call -- Usher

12. Getting back together:
We Will Rock You -- Queen

13. Graduating:
Fuel -- Metallica

14. Wedding:
Lights and Sounds -- Yellowcard

15. Birth of Child:
Invincible -- Pat Benatar

16. Final Battle:
The Luckiest -- Ben Folds (this is the OPPOSITE of a final battle song)

17. Funeral Song:
Everywhere -- Fleetwood Mac (aww)

18. End Credits:
Don't Stop Me Now -- Queen (This is like...the best ending song to anything ever.)

Some of these fit really well.

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:16:46 GMT

I voted this morning. Don't fucking act un-American. Just vote.

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:16:35 GMT

ATTN: Splenda

You do not taste like sugar. You taste NOTHING like sugar. When I eat something with sugar, it tastes very sweet. When I eat something with Splenda, it tastes just like Splenda. Doesn't matter what it is, it tastes like Splenda. IF any of you actually like the taste of Splenda, you can put it on anything, and it will taste good to you. Splenda just overpowers any other flavor. Don't believe me? Eat a packet of Splenda, and then drink sugar-free Jones Soda (it uses Splenda). It will taste just like that packet you just ate.

Next semester schedule

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 20:05:56 GMT

Computer Science I -- MW 1-2:50 PM
Calculus 3 -- MWF 9-9:50 AM
T 9:30-10:45 AM
World Masterpieces I -- MWF 11-11:50 AM
Principles of Economics -- M 5:45-8:25
Engineering Applications Lab -- T 3-5:40

So, let's see. Four classes Monday, Two classes Tuesday, Three classes Wednesday, NO CLASSES THURSDAY!, Two classes Friday.

Besides Monday, and that huge gap on Tuesday, this schedule kicks ass. Please fucking end, semester one.

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 15:55:38 GMT

IT STARTS MONDAY!

Finally, I can stop listening to Channel 955 and its constant repeating of the same music I've been listening to since the beginning of this year. Maybe come December 26th, I'll hear some music on there I've never heard before.

My Mac-o-lantern

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:57:24 GMT

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:55:40 GMT

Everyone is welcome to attend. It should be fun. That's the Obama mask I have!

Crazy Tracy - This is Why America is Broken - From

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:26:29 GMT

So as long as you guys pray, the economy will fix itself, the war will end, and everyone will become peaceful! What the hell do we even NEED a president for!?

That poor man. He's hurting financially, but his dumb wife won't support Obama because "God will guide them." We'll see how much direction God has given when they're homeless.

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:57:58 GMT

http://www.javameblog.com/2007/08/10-things-your-it-guy-wants-you-to-know.html

Almost all of them fit for me.

Midterm Grades

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:32:51 GMT

University Chemistry I: A
University Chem I Lab: A-
University Seminar: A
English Composition: B
Intro to Computer Engineering: A-
Intro to C: A
Calculus 2: B

Not bad, I'd say.

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:49:05 GMT

http://ballotpedia.org/wiki/index.php/Michigan_2008_citizen_initiatives

Check these out. They're the proposed proposals for the 2008 Michigan ballot. Only the first two got enough signatures to be on the ballot. Number 3 is interesting and number 4 is very intriguing.

edit: Now that I think about it, I actually signed the petition to get stem cells on the ballot. A month after I had just gotten my voter registration, an old dude was standing outside the post office after I was mailing an eBay package, and he said, "Are you a registered voter, young man?" Basically, I was like, "Hell yeah I am! What can I sign? I can sign this? What's it for? Stem Cell research? Okay!"

Good unintentional move on my part.

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:57:36 GMT

1. Open up the music player on your computer.

2. Set it to play your entire music collection.

3. Hit the shuffle command.

4. Tell us the title of the next twenty songs that show up (with their musicians), no matter how embarrassing. That's right, no skipping that Carpenters, (Fuck the Carpenters...), tune that will totally destroy your hip credibility. It's time for total musical honesty.

5. If you get the same artist twice, you may skip the second (or third, (Which means including the first Human Drama tune...), or etc.) occurrences. You don't have to, but since randomness could mean you end up with a list of ten songs with five artists, you can if you'd like.

6. Tell a story about each song.

1. Fasten Your Seatbelts-pendulum--This is a song I downloaded when I was looking for some techno to listen to. It's okay.
2. Lean Back-Lil Jon--I downloaded this following my sophomore drama performance after that one black girl's phone went off, and it played this song.
3. Billie Jean-Michael Jackson--I like Michael Jackson's music. HEE HEE
4. Just a Friend--Biz Markie--Have you ever HEARD this song? It's awesome.
5. Lavos' Theme-Final Fantasy--Final Fantasy has awesome music. This also happens to be from a YTMND fad.
6. Viva la Bam Theme Song-CKY--I loved that show, and the theme kicked ass. I had to download it.
7. Three Libras-Mer de Norms--Uh...Brian Do told me about this song in 9th grade when I was learning guitar, and he told me it would melt someone's heart or something if I played it.
8. Hit the Road Jack-Ray Charles--It's a catchy song. Just listen to it.
9. White Rabbit-Jefferson Airplane--I downloaded this because I was on a Jefferson [Aircraft name here] kick.
10. Bald Headed Hos-Lil Wyte--This is on a YTMND soundtrack. It sucks. I don't even know why I have it.
11. Regular People-Pantera--One week, I was on a Pantera kick (I have artist kicks often).
12. Apollo 13 Theme-James Horner--We played this in band one time, so I had to download it.
13. Istanbul-TMBG--It was on an episode of Tiny Toon Adventures one time. I watched it on youtube, and then I downloaded this song.
14. Super Rad-Aquabats--It's the Aquabats.
15. Touch of Grey-Grateful Dead--On a YTMND soundtrack. I don't care for the Grateful Dead.
16. Low-Flo Rida featuring T-pain--THIS SONG KICKS ASS. T-pain makes everything kick ass.
17. Hey Mama-The Black Eyed Peas--This is from a long time ago. I don't really like them anymore.
18. Rock Me Amadeus-Falco--I downloaded this because there's a Bloodhound Gang song that has this song in the background.
19. Aerials-System of a Down--This is from when I liked SOAD...I loved that entire album.
20. Hailies Song-Eminem--I loved this album too. Eminem actually has a decent voice.

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:03:17 GMT

Ugh, college!

It has essentially taken all my A's down to B's. I don't like it, and it's stressing me out. Honestly, I just think I need to get out more.

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:34:35 GMT

God dammit, Microsoft. Quit trying to make Windows easier to use by just sticking vaguely related things together at the top. I hate Office 2007 for that shit, and now you've decided to base Windows 7 around it. I DON'T WANT EVERYTHING CRAMMED TOGETHER IN ONE BIG BUTTON IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER. Old people might like stuff like that, but I liked better what I am used to. At least on Macs, everything is always at the top and always within reach, and it doesn't use vague titles like "Home" and "Pie."

I know you're actually afraid of Apple now, and you should be. I liked Windows 95/98/2000 interface, then you suddenly decided to add big blue bars around all your windows and stuff in XP. That was okay, and then you make everything translucent and memory hogging in Vista. There was no need for any of that stuff. I hate Vista and it's the worst Windows OS I've ever used.

I know that you think because about 88 percent of PC users use your software, you can continue to suck balls, but you can't. People have choices. Apple is supposed to release Macbooks today that start at $799 that will even further cut into your market share. Keep up your shit-making, or prepare to only become a video game system creator.

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 04:23:36 GMT

McCain Booed For Calling Obama A Decent Man

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:51:47 GMT

For once, McCain has found some decency. He grudgingly defends Obama (but he still tries to make himself the better man).

What the hell is wrong with these people though? "I'm scared of being led by a terrorist." What!? The woman really cracks me up though: "I have read about him, and he is an arab!" McCain is then like "Oh come on, give me the microphone back you ignorant dumbhead."

To be fair, the McCain campaign as of late as been making very negative and slimy remarks, but they have never directly called Obama a terrorist nor have they ever called him an arab. Too bad McCain doesn't exactly tell the guy straight out that he isn't a terrorist, but it's a start.

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:39:00 GMT

Has anyone ever seen Idiocracy? if you haven't, you should. Anyway, about a year ago, some company actually made the drink from the movie, hired the guy who does the Powerthirst things, and had him do the commercials. Awesome.

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:05:20 GMT

It is a great time to be alive.

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:23:13 GMT

I got a 93/100 on my first Chem exam and I have barely paid any attention in this class.

Keller was an awesome teacher.

Also, does anyone know where I can get a flag pin like this? http://www.trophycentral.com/flagpins1.html

I want one, but I don't want to have have to order one off the internet (or five of them either).

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:26:58 GMT

We didn't need to get to this point. We didn't solve anything.

I just wanted it to be a fair argument; this is ridiculous.